just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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