It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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