i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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