Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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