plz talk dirty to me
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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