This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I'm really busy with my period
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