Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have aggressive nipples.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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