Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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