There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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