Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
