I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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