I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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