Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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