you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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