Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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