Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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