Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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