The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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