I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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