ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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