Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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