some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
