Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
