So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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