I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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