careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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