Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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