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you win
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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