1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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