you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
