All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
