Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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