Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's blow job season.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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