can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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