Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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