Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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