My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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