Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just had sex on a roof
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
