so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
then he tried to convert me to islam
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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