You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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