I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My liver just had a heart attack.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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