Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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