vagina is talking i cant
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
