Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
