My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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