but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just had sex bonerless
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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