i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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