On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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