Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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