I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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