Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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