You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Randomize
