I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
