is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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