So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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